I gotta run to get cigarettes, I gotta run to get milk, I gotta run to take out the trash. You know why? 'Cause whenever I leave my house, there's somebody out there just waitin' to kick my ass.
— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)
10 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:27:15 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Man, that was dope! What are you, like a third-degree black belt?
- The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.
- You gotta show me a little bit of what you know. Just a kick or a jab. Somethin'!
- No problem, man! I went to catholic school.
- All right then, Joey. I'll do what I can.
- Lesson number one, always be on your guard.
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