All right then, Joey. I'll do what I can.

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7 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:27:36 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Hey, man. Do you know what I do every day once I leave here? I'm runnin'. I'm always runnin', man. My neighborhood's bad.

- I gotta run to get cigarettes, I gotta run to get milk, I gotta run to take out the trash. You know why? 'Cause whenever I leave my house, there's somebody out there just waitin' to kick my ass.

- You gotta show me a little bit of what you know. Just a kick or a jab. Somethin'!

- If I do this thing for you, you must give me your solemn promise that you will not question my authority.

- No problem, man! I went to catholic school.

- All right then, Joey. I'll do what I can.

- Lesson number one, always be on your guard.

- Always be on my guard. All right. You the ninja.

- Lesson number two, your foe's back can quickly become his front.

- And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.

- Ninja secret. Chickens.

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Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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