And lesson 34, the final technique for ripping a man's head off is by simply using your bare hands. This requires hard work and discipline. Years, sometimes decades to achieve. I suggest that you practice on chickens.
— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)
14 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:28:00 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- No problem, man! I went to catholic school.
- All right then, Joey. I'll do what I can.
- Lesson number one, always be on your guard.
- Always be on my guard. All right. You the ninja.
- Lesson number two, your foe's back can quickly become his front.
- Ah, here is what I was looking for, Joey, my young friend. A Beverly Hills disguise.
- Something simple and natural, yet subtle and cunning.
[...]
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Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)
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