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I'm always upsetting everyone. I never follow the instructions and so.

7 seconds sound clip from the Instant Kung Fu Man movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:11:09.387 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Yeah. That's right, I'm practicing jumping. And if I jump across the river I'll jump right out of here.

- Across the river? Really, I'll teach you how to cross the river.

- No brother! Hey, hey, no brother. Brother, you can't do this to me. Put me down. No, no, no, no.

- Master, I have been with you here for three years now but I'm learning nothing 'cause I'm such a fool.

- Are you talking?

- I'm always upsetting everyone. I never follow the instructions and so.

- You want out?

- Master, I'm sorry, I don't wanna go.

- You realize that if you do leave here you will be on your own.

- I can fend for myself. I'll be alright. Please forgive me.

- You're not suited to our life. So I suppose you are free to leave. Provided you can pass the wooden map... I'd like to have a try.

(fists thudding)

[...]

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Instant Kung Fu Man Sound Clip

Instant Kung Fu Man

Enjoy the standout moments from "Instant Kung Fu Man" with our collection of top quotes and sound effects from the 1972 movie.

Actors: Hwang Jang Lee, John Liu, Yi-Chun Chiang

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