Captain, I think the kid's lying.
3 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:20:06.600 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Why were you running around the streets, so late at night then, eh?
- As what?
- I'm a waiter, and a freelance performer.
- Performer, too? What do you do then, you sing?
- Captain, I think the kid's lying.
- Hey, you do somersaults? Then show us. Captain, all right?
- You're the nut, bringing this fellow in, and wasting my time.
- Eh, so they let you go? How come they let you out then, huh?
- It was a mistake. They found out that it wasn't me, and they released me.
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