Listen, I learn it just in case I'm mugged. If I was, you'd see.
5 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:26:18.067 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I'm much too tired, I just want to sleep.
- Hey, think my kung-fu's good?
- Hey, I tell you what, you come and study at my school.
- You're sure that I'm not better than your teacher?
- Anyway, why does a girl want to learn kung-fu? Use it to catch a husband?
- Listen, I learn it just in case I'm mugged. If I was, you'd see.
- Hey.
- Oh?
- Right.
[...]