Kung Pow! Enter the Fist Quotes with Sound Clips

The best sound clips of quotes and movie lines sampled from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002). All the selected audio files can be freely downloaded.

Actors: Steve Oedekerk (The Chosen One and most of the original cast's voices)

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1 You must be careful. Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. You think losing is winning.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

2 He was my father my entire life. We were friends. I loved him. And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails, dead.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

3 Master Pain, it is a great honor having you beating random people in our town. Especially that helpless man you just hit. Welcome!

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

4 Well, you've grown. I thought you looked familiar. Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

5 Hmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Hmm, like with with a rock or something. Like a... like a stone.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

6 And beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it!

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

7 We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

8 Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy... and my prostate weak. My bladder is full to bursting.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

9 Huh! It is evil. My, it is so evil! It is a bad, bad plan that will hurt many people that are good.

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

10 I'll take a pound of nuts. -That's a lot of nuts!

— The Chosen One And Most Of The Original Cast'S Voices (Steve Oedekerk)

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