- What if it was you?
- If I'd eaten that chicken, I'd be expelled at once.
4 seconds sound clip from the Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:29:46.820 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- What's the punishment for first offense?
- For the first offense, they're to tote 3000 pails of water.
- You are to supervise his punishment.
- God damn it! I'm just a novice.
- If I'd eaten that chicken, I'd be expelled at once.
- That's why Cowgirl tempts me with meat every day. So I'll be expelled.
- But why?
- Because if I'm expelled from Shaolin, then I can stay with her.
- Hey, how come you've got a wife? A monk with a wife? It's unheard of.
- I became a monk after I married. I married her when I was seven.
- Seven years old? Why'd you become a monk?
[...]