If you can withstand three blows from this old lady, then I'll give you a jar of wine free. Come on.

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6 seconds sound clip from the Against the Drunken Cat Paws movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:54:12.533 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Good. (2)

- I can smell wine.

- Vintage wine!

- Bargain price. Look at her. This old lady's been drinking this wine for three years now. See how strong she is. Best wine you can buy.

- Do you want a jar, mister?

- I see you've no money. Never mind, I see from the way you hold yourself you know kung fu. Perhaps we could use you as a punchbag?

- If you can withstand three blows from this old lady, then I'll give you a jar of wine free. Come on.

- You there, you're a well-built young man. Come on now, come on.

- When I was a young lad like you, I could take at least 40 blows from her.

- Yeah, go on.

(monkey squeals)

- Ha, Hammerhand, I guess you couldn't hurt a fly.

[...]

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