16 Slapstick Humor Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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A selection of slapstick humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 Scoot back, Baby Herman, you don't want to burn your weenie.

Charles Fleischer as Roger Rabbit in Roger Rabbit Shorts

2 There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

3 Aha! By the way, eh? I knew there'd have to be a by the way in here someplace. All right, what's by the way?

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

4 That's why I don't like to fight too much. I usually hurt someone real bad. Sometimes I even hurt myself.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

5 I am king! I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have...

John Lithgow as Lord Farquaad in Shrek (2001)

6 Don't feed the bear!

Sterling Holloway as Winnie The Pooh in The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 What if, at a key moment in the game, my uniform bursts open and, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That might draw a crowd, right?

Madonna as All The Way Mae Mordabito in A League of Their Own

8 Hands up, Jedi.

Battle Droids in Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

9 I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around his beige pijamas drinking a banana-broccoli shake and singing I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Denis Leary as Edgar Friendly in Demolition Man

10 Your damned hammer went and hit the inspector's toe. And now the court's found the hammer guilty, and impounded it.

Quote from Against the Drunken Cat Paws