16 Slapstick Humor Quotes from Movies with Audio – Page 2

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

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11 If you can withstand three blows from this old lady, then I'll give you a jar of wine free. Come on.

Quote from Against the Drunken Cat Paws

12 Now wait a minute. I don't think that applies to every case. I didn't have no connections when I got my job in the sewer.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

13 Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble... dead! -Hey! Slow down! -No disassemble!

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

14 Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

15 Look, look! I found my nuts!

16 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)