15 Slapstick Humor Quotes from Movies with Sound Clips - page 2

Last updated on: April 18, 2025

A selection of slapstick humor quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

11 Your damned hammer went and hit the inspector's toe. And now the court's found the hammer guilty, and impounded it.

Quote from Against the Drunken Cat Paws

12 If you can withstand three blows from this old lady, then I'll give you a jar of wine free. Come on.

Quote from Against the Drunken Cat Paws

13 Now wait a minute. I don't think that applies to every case. I didn't have no connections when I got my job in the sewer.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

14 Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.

Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

15 And don't you worry. We'll make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!

Quote from Blazing Saddles (1974)

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)
526 Sounds / Quotes

The Hunt for Red October
940 Sounds / Quotes

Black Belt Jones (1974)
458 Sounds / Quotes

The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
478 Sounds / Quotes

DuckTales: The Movie (1990)
563 Sounds / Quotes

Poll

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy