Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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31 Hey, man. Do you know what I do every day once I leave here? I'm runnin'. I'm always runnin', man. My neighborhood's bad.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

32 I gotta run to get cigarettes, I gotta run to get milk, I gotta run to take out the trash. You know why? 'Cause whenever I leave my house, there's somebody out there just waitin' to kick my _.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

33 Lesson number two, your foe's back can quickly become his front.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

34 Mind if I borrow one of these next week? I got a blind date. A blind date!

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

35 Not a ninja technique, but effective.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

36 Oh! Don't get me started on car problems! I got a 1975 Fairmont. That thing is about as hard to turn over as me on Laguna Beach!

— Chet Walters (William Sasso)

37 Oh! This is the wrong writ. This is about the sensei and the 18-year-old twin geishas. Also a good legend, but... Not the one we are looking for.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

38 She is rich, she is beautiful, she is blonde. How many rich, beautiful blondes could be in Beverly Hills? -Natural blondes?

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

39 That is impossible. My ninja intuition tells me this.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

40 That rack was not built by ninjas.

— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja

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