Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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41 That's very impressive. So are you a ninja? -Yes. Yes, I am. -But you're white.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

42 The wind is picking up. The weather in America fluctuates violently. Maybe we should go for cover.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

43 Very clever, Sally. You really should be a ninja.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

44 Where'd he learn to drive? Cooking school?

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

45 You know, I got a brother in pest control. I give you his number. You blindfold him, bring him on over. He'll nuke every last cockroach and mosquito in this dump.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

46 You said you were in need of a ninja. I have come many miles, and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

47 You thought, perhaps, an experienced ninja would not be ready for you.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

48 Did I say 'ninja'? I meant 'ninny.' Haru, you are such a ninny.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

49 Excellent. You, too, should be a ninja.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

50 Hey, who's drivin' this buggy, anywho? Let me guess. Don't tell me. Carol Channing!

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

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