Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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51 I am preparing one of our greatest ninja tools, the laughing mushroom.

52 I thought we was homies, man! I thought you was my boy, my ninja! I thought we was like this.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

53 I took a few karate lessons myself. I'm not as advanced as you. I'm what you call a tangerine belt, orange belt. I'm one of them citrus colors. You know what I'm sayin'.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

54 May I take your bag? -Oh! Thanks, _. -You're welcome, sir.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

55 Ninja? You're a ninja? Get outta here! You're a ninja!

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

56 No! I am not one with the universe!

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

57 Oh, my God! What's happening? Something's touching my face. Joey, these sea creatures! Help me!

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

58 Please close your eyes, turn around and count to nine. When you open them, I will be gone.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

59 Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

60 Sensei, you just called me a ninja. -Yes, I guess I did.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

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