17 Movie Quotes about Landlords with Audio

Updated: Aug 11, 2026

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1 Yeah, a landlord's dream. A paralyzed tenant with no tongue. -Who pays the rent on time.

Brad Pitt as David Mills; Morgan Freeman as William Somerset in Se7en (1995)

2 Oh, boy. Best lawyer in town. He specializes in those cases where a landlord threatens to throw out a tenant. If I only knew how to get ahold of him. -Don't you know his office number? -I knew his old number. He was evicted last week.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

3 I've been run out of my place by a bunch of fish.

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 Wait a minute. Don't... Don't break that. The landlady will charge us for it. If you gotta break something, smack me on the chin. It's cheaper.

Quote from The Roaring Twenties (1939)

5 My landlady. She came up with a bottle. -Sounds like a pretty loose-living place you lodge in.

Jim Dale as Albert Potter; Harry H. Corbett as Sergeant Sidney Bung in Carry On Screaming!

6 Well, you ain't going to put them out? -Put them out? Me? Oh, no. I just tell them they'll have to move.

Quote from She Done Him Wrong (1933)

7 You sound like a landlord with eviction papers.

Fred Astaire as Ted Hanover in Holiday Inn (1942)

8 Harold would never beat up his landlord.

Steve Buscemi as David Veltri in The Wedding Singer (1998)

9 Quote: I never heard a single complaint from the tenant in Apartment 306. And nobody ever complained about him. He's the best tenant I've ever had, end quote.

Morgan Freeman as William Somerset in Se7en (1995)

10 No garbage and no landlords fouling' up the air.

Quote from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West