14 Movie Quotes about Lasagna (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Oct 3, 2025

Memorable quotes about lasagna, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Do you have, how do you say, microwave lasagna? -No, monsieur. -Oh, very well. Just give me the soup du jour with some extra jour on the side.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

2 His favorite food is lasagna, but he'll take almost any other kind of pasta dish. Say, a deep-dish cavatini, heavy on the meat sauce.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle in Garfield on the Town

3 Where have you been all my life, mon chérie? You know I can't resist you when you wear garlic in your meat sauce.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

4 It do be a landlubber who be shoving lasagna in his face.

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985)

5 Well, if it isn't nature's most perfect food. Lasagna!

Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Here Comes Garfield (1982)

6 Oh, heavens. Where have you been all my life? Lasagna a la pasta.

Eddie Deezen as Snipes in Rock-a-Doodle

7 And that sunset, isn't that a glorious sight? All yellow, and orange, and red? -He just described lasagna.

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle; Lorenzo Music as Garfield in Garfield in the Rough (1984)

8 By the time they found Colin in that godforsaken house, he looked like lasagna with teeth. I'd know. I had to identify the remains.

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer's Body

9 Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. What did he have? -He had fish.

Robert Hays as Ted Striker in Airplane (1980)

10 You like your lasagna?

Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather (1972)

14 Movie Quotes about Lasagna (+ Sound Clips)

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