109 Movie Quotes about Lawyers (+ Sound Clips) - page 10

Updated: Aug 14, 2025

Memorable quotes about lawyers, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

91 Can anybody recommend a cheap lawyer? Free even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)

92 Goddammit! I'm from New Orleans! I wanna see my lawyer! You can't do that to me!

Malik Carter as Pinky in Black Belt Jones (1974)

93 I am a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy and you're under arrest, you son of a _.

Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men

94 One moment, Your Honor! I want to present to the Court a writ of Habeas Corpus, Corpus Delicti, and Ad Nauseam, charging that my client is deprived of his rights of Ipso Facto and E Pluribus Unum...

Frank Welker as Reporter Dog in Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie

95 Now, you show me a lawyer who hasn't made some enemies, and I'll show you a notary public.

Hector Elizondo in Kojak

96 You got license fees, number plates, gas and oil, taxes, insurance, identification cards, letters, bills, flat tires, dents, traffic tickets, motorcycle cops, courtrooms, lawyers, fines and a million other things.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

97 We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges.

Quote from Goodfellas

98 You're gonna need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. -Oh, yeah.

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

99 I'm as much an attorney as you are a judge.

Quote from The Westerner (1940)

100 I did not say they were lawyers. You said they were lawyers.

Quote from Strange Brew (1983)