113 Movie Quotes about Lawyers with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Oct 21, 2026

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81 Oh... And we're supposed to be defending you? -Aye aye wooowoo! -Your honor, we plead guilty but insane!

Peter Sellers as Henry Crun in The Goon Show

82 How many of me do you see? -One. One cheap, chiseling, shyster lawyer who, of all people, had to marry my sister.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich; Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

83 True or false? -True. Who are you, Perry Mason?

Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet in Clue (1985)

84 Alan, you could tell her your head started to hurt as soon as you got on the witness stand. She'd never know the difference. -And maybe it will hurt when those lawyers start shooting questions at you.

Rosemary DeCamp as Loretta in The Future Is Yours (1948)

85 Ah, he got a raw deal. What chance did he have? With a three hundred-buck lawyer who didn't know his way around third base?

Anthony Quinn as Phil Regal in The Naked Street (1955)

86 Why do you want me to confess? -Because I'll have to get you a lawyer. Or maybe get you across the border into Mexico.

Quote from In a Lonely Place

87 Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

88 You think you got the right just because you have a fancy law-school degree to botch a case this way?

Humphrey Bogart as Andrew Morton in Knock on Any Door (1949)

89 Well, get me out fast. I'm way behind in my hold-up schedule.

Quote from Snagglepuss (1961)

90 Can anybody recommend a cheap lawyer? Free even.

Daws Butler as Snagglepuss in Snagglepuss (1961)