65 Quotes by Linus Van Pelt (Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Mar 27, 2025

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41 Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. P.S. If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

42 On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch then flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere.

Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

43 Wouldn't you like to sit with me in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night, and wait for the Great Pumpkin?

Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

44 You heard about fury and a woman scorned, haven't you? -Yes, I guess I have. -Well, that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks or treats.

Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

45 I am not your Sweet Baboo! And I wouldn't invite you to a garage sale!

Jeremy Miller as Linus Van Pelt in Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!

46 She said my name. Did you hear that? Did you hear how she said my name? -Of course she said your name. She was calling the roll.

Stephen Shea as Linus Van Pelt in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

47 The amount of money that you spend on a present should be in direct proportion to the amount of affection that you have for that person.

Stephen Shea as Linus Van Pelt in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

48 Rats. Another game lost. I really thought we were going to win this one. For one brief moment, victory was within our grasp. -And then the game started.

Christopher Shea as Linus Van Pelt in Charlie Brown's All Stars!

49 You'll be nothing! -Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?

Stephen Shea as Linus Van Pelt in Play It Again, Charlie Brown (1971)

50 What would you do if I were to snatch that blanket from you, and throw it right into the trash burner? -I'd collapse right on the spot. They'd have to haul me away in an ambulance and place me in an oxygen tent.

Earl Reilly as Linus Van Pelt in It's an Adventure, Charlie Brown

65 Quotes by Linus Van Pelt (Sound Clips) - page 5

41 Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. P.S. If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

42 On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch then flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere.

43 Wouldn't you like to sit with me in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night, and wait for the Great Pumpkin?

44 You heard about fury and a woman scorned, haven't you? -Yes, I guess I have. -Well, that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of tricks or treats.

45 I am not your Sweet Baboo! And I wouldn't invite you to a garage sale!

46 She said my name. Did you hear that? Did you hear how she said my name? -Of course she said your name. She was calling the roll.

47 The amount of money that you spend on a present should be in direct proportion to the amount of affection that you have for that person.

48 Rats. Another game lost. I really thought we were going to win this one. For one brief moment, victory was within our grasp. -And then the game started.

49 You'll be nothing! -Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?

50 What would you do if I were to snatch that blanket from you, and throw it right into the trash burner? -I'd collapse right on the spot. They'd have to haul me away in an ambulance and place me in an oxygen tent.

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