Luis Guzmán: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Luis Guzmán, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Wait, wait, wait. What happened there? That's a Q. That's supposed to be a G. Oh, man. No, no.

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

2 Oh. Maurice. -Que pasa, Jackie Jack? -You've got to turn a fan on. -Mira, it smells good, doesn't it? -No. It smells like _.

Burt Reynolds as Jack Horner; Luis Guzmán as Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

3 Oh, come on. This is Puerto Rican cooking. -Everybody's complaining in the whole neighborhood. -Mira, this is what they're complaining about. Taste this. -No, I can't taste it, not now. I'll taste it later.

Burt Reynolds as Jack Horner; Luis Guzmán as Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

4 Yo, Maurice! -Jack. Jackie Jack. Jackie Jack. Jackie Jack. Jack, how you doing? Oh! And Miss Lovely Amber Waves. Mwah. -Hi, Maurice.

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

5 Listen, don't you ever stay away from my club that long again, okay? -You got it.

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

6 I tried opening up a club there, you know? But you see, Miss Amber, I'm just this poor fellow from Puerto Rico, you know? I got this club. Yeah, that's one thing. But soon that goes, I die, then what do I have? I got nothing. -Mm-hm.

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

7 So, you know, I want something I can send home, you know? Something I can send to my brothers and say, Look at me. Look at me and all the beautiful women I've been with.

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

8 So, what? You want me to talk to Jack? -Yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, what am I asking you here? Honey, Amber, baby, please, talk to Jack. Tell him I can do this. Tell him I won't be bad.

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

9 So, you wanna be in a movie? -Baby, please. -I'll see what I can do. -Would you, love? Thank you very much. Thank you, mamit

Julianne Moore as Amber Waves; Luis Guzmán as Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)

10 Oh, man. I just... I'll tell you what comes to mind. What comes to mind is I am the ultimate Latin lover. There is no Latin lover like me, understand? Once you get Maurice as the Latin lover...

As Maurice Rodriguez in Boogie Nights (1997)