Maestro Forte Movie Quotes & Lines – 14 Classics (+ Audio)

Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (1997)

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1 Wow! Would you look at that? -Well, I think I might. I'll just pick myself up and... Oh! What's this? Heavens, look. I'm bolted to the wall! -Oh, right.

Tim Curry as Maestro Forte; Paul Reubens as Fife in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

2 Oh, come along. It's merely an opera... to bring the house down.

Tim Curry in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

3 I want you to compose a song. It's a present for Belle. -What? Belle? -And make it happy! -Oh, but happiness is so depressing.

Maestro Forte (Tim Curry), Beast (Robby Benson) in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

4 Forte, stop the noise! -Noise? Noise? This is my masterpiece.

Beast (Robby Benson), Maestro Forte (Tim Curry) in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

5 What is that? -Um, a small piece in your honor, master. -Ew! I hate it. Forte, that stuff is gloomy.

Beast (Robby Benson), Maestro Forte (Tim Curry) in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

6 You could've joined me, Fife, but I see my triumph is a solo act.

Tim Curry in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

7 The master is skating. -Skating? Why on earth would he do a thing like that? -Probably because that pretty girl is holding his hand. -What? Belle?

Tim Curry as Maestro Forte; Paul Reubens as Fife in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

8 Trust me, Fife. Humanity is entirely overrated.

Tim Curry in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

9 What's next? Love songs? Wedding marches? It's all that girl's fault.

Tim Curry in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

10 Love takes the wildest heart and makes it tame. If you're turned on, then just turn off. Emotions are a thing all great men overcame. Please, don't make this grande catastrophe.

Tim Curry in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas