Paul Reubens Movie Quotes & Lines – 4 Classics (+ Audio)

Updated: Dec 6, 2025

Find and rate the best quotes by Paul Reubens, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Wow! Would you look at that? -Well, I think I might. I'll just pick myself up and... Oh! What's this? Heavens, look. I'm bolted to the wall! -Oh, right.

As Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

2 The master is skating. -Skating? Why on earth would he do a thing like that? -Probably because that pretty girl is holding his hand. -What? Belle?

As Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

3 I'll tell you what I see. A big, old windbag!

As Fife in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

4 Ooh. I'd do anything for a solo. -Yes. I know.

As Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas