14 Movie Quotes about Maintenance (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Sep 24, 2025

Memorable quotes about maintenance, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Sorry, miss, I was giving myself an oil job.

Marvin Miller as Robby The Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956)

2 If I told you once, I told you a hundred times, don't call me janitor. I am a maintenance engineer.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

3 We'll be delighted to assist in any recuperative maintenance you may require. -No, thank you. Just help me clean up.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 There's no harm done. I always test the transmission that way, the rear end for stress factors.

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

5 You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance, but you think you're low maintenance.

Billy Crystal as Harry Burns in When Harry Met Sally...

6 The equipment is in working order.

George Gobel as Father Mouse in 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (1974)

7 I hope they have a Quickie Lube robot repair. My arm squeaks from all that packing.

Jean Vander Pyl as Rosie The Robot in Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

8 Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics.

Paul Bettany as Jarvis in Iron Man (2008)

9 If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance. All right.

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

10 If you'd stick to your 12-point maintenance program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this.

Dave Thomas as Doug McKenzie in Strange Brew (1983)

14 Movie Quotes about Maintenance (+ Sound Clips)

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