23 Movie Quotes about Marijuana (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about marijuana, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 You in here because of marijuana? Marijuana? Man, this is some _! -Marijuana is not a drug.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

2 The TV set itself is the marijuana.

Stacy Keach as Sgt. Stedenko in Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

3 It was oregano... It was 10 dollars' worth of oregano. -Your client thought it was marijuana.

Tom Cruise as Lt. Daniel Kaffee in A Few Good Men

4 This, I understand, could be attributed to the use of marihuana. It causes errors in time and space.

Dorothy Short as Mary Lane in Reefer Madness (1936)

5 And more vicious, more deadly even than these soul-destroying drugs is the menace of marihuana.

Dorothy Short as Mary Lane in Reefer Madness (1936)

6 Open the windows and let in some air. The odor in the room from that horrible weed is stifling. I can't stand it.

Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula in Dracula (1931)

7 Look here in his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here: marijuana joints, pills, quaaludes, Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles...

Dan Aykroyd as Louis Winthorpe in Trading places (1983)

8 Why not? Car chase, gunshots. That clearly just happened because we were smoking marijuana.

Seth Rogen as Dale Denton in Pineapple Express

9 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. -Yeah, mostly junk food.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

10 Come on, Mary Jane. I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana?

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

23 Movie Quotes about Marijuana (+ Sound Clips)

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