293 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 And now, do you promise that you will wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey your spouse, do the laundry, feed the cat, mow the lawn, and stuff like that?

Danny Webb as Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

52 Do you think I would marry someone so stupid that doesn't know the real voice from a taped one?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

53 We need boys so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.

John Candy as Buck Russell in Uncle Buck (1989)

54 Wedding. Holy mackerel, I'm married.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

55 You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

56 Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex? -Um... Your wife?

Matthew Broderick as David Lightman in WarGames (1983)

57 You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you? -What, like anal? -No, like a _ing circular gold thing on her finger.

Mark Wahlberg as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

58 And, not only that, it's the wrong time. It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.

Seth Macfarlane as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

59 Love is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

60 Should I not tell them after 14 years of marriage you're still afraid to let me see you naked?

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

293 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

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