290 Movie Quotes about Marriage (Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 You're married? -Occasionally.

Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

42 I should've never married him. He's a Gemini. Triple Gemini. Duality. Gemini is the snake, you know. You can't trust a snake. I mean it.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

43 Honey, I'm home! I forgot. I'm not married.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

44 Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.

Quote from Spaceballs

45 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

Quote from Kill Bill: Volume 1

46 I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

47 Oh dear. I guess I'll just have to choose one of you boys. Eeny meany miney mo, I shall choose this here beau.

Olive Oyl in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

48 And now, do you promise that you will wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey your spouse, do the laundry, feed the cat, mow the lawn, and stuff like that?

Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends

49 Do you think I would marry someone so stupid that doesn't know the real voice from a taped one?

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

50 We need boys so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.

Quote from Uncle Buck (1989)