293 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Look, why don't you stop mooning and moping around? Just... Just marry the girl.

Phil Harris as Little John in Robin Hood (1973)

42 His true love is marrying another tonight. So who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?

Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride (1987)

43 It's your wife. I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

Lloyd Bridges as Steve McCroskey in Airplane (1980)

44 You're married? -Occasionally.

Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

45 I should've never married him. He's a Gemini. Triple Gemini. Duality. Gemini is the snake, you know. You can't trust a snake. I mean it.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

46 Honey, I'm home! I forgot. I'm not married.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992)

47 Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.

Mel Brooks as Yogurt in Spaceballs

48 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

Uma Thurman as The Bride Black Mamba in Kill Bill: Volume 1

49 I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

50 Oh dear. I guess I'll just have to choose one of you boys. Eeny meany miney mo, I shall choose this here beau.

Olive Oyl in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

293 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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