334 Movie Quotes about Marriage with Audio – Page 5Updated: Oct 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 41 You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart. -Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man. -One-Eyed Betty! Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head; Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3 42 Oh, never say the M word in front of Bruce. It makes him nervous. -What about the I word? -The I word? -Ingagement. Quote from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 43 Why ever did you get married? -Why? Because I fell in love. -Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas. Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol 44 The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep 'em together 'cause they're madly in love. John Morris as Andy in Toy Story 3 45 And now, do you promise that you will wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey your spouse, do the laundry, feed the cat, mow the lawn, and stuff like that? Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends 46 Look, why don't you stop mooning and moping around? Just... Just marry the girl. Phil Harris as Little John in Robin Hood (1973) 47 His true love is marrying another tonight. So who else has the cause for ultimate suffering? Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride (1987) 48 There's a line you gotta wait for. The priest is gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace. And that's when you say, I object! Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001) 49 The law says you must be married to a prince by your next birthday. Quote from Aladdin (1992) 50 Who marries a man she just met? -It's true love! Kristen Bell as Anna; Jonathan Groff as Kristoff in Frozen Page 5 of 34 << ◄ 4 5 6 ► >>