322 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

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Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 Why ever did you get married? -Why? Because I fell in love. -Ha ha ha... That's the only thing in the world sillier than a merry Christmas.

Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge in The Muppet Christmas Carol

42 Oh, never say the M word in front of Bruce. It makes him nervous. -What about the I word? -The I word? -Ingagement.

Quote from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

43 You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart. -Too bad, Sheriff. I'm a married man. -One-Eyed Betty!

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head; Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story 3

44 The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep 'em together 'cause they're madly in love.

John Morris as Andy in Toy Story 3

45 Look, why don't you stop mooning and moping around? Just... Just marry the girl.

Phil Harris as Little John in Robin Hood (1973)

46 His true love is marrying another tonight. So who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?

Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride (1987)

47 And now, do you promise that you will wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey your spouse, do the laundry, feed the cat, mow the lawn, and stuff like that?

Quote from Woody Woodpecker and Friends

48 There's a line you gotta wait for. The priest is gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace. And that's when you say, I object!

Eddie Murphy as Donkey in Shrek (2001)

49 You know, I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself.

Billy Crystal as Michael "Mike" Wazowski; Michael Mike Wazowski in Monsters, Inc.

50 Who marries a man she just met? -It's true love!

Kristen Bell as Anna; Jonathan Groff as Kristoff in Frozen