310 Movie Quotes about Marriage (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

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Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

62 Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex? -Um... Your wife?

Matthew Broderick as David Lightman in WarGames (1983)

63 You don't think she's going to be expecting something big, do you? -What, like anal? -No, like a _ing circular gold thing on her finger.

Mark Wahlberg as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

64 And, not only that, it's the wrong time. It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.

Seth Macfarlane as Ted Bear in Ted (2012)

65 Love is not a big enough word. It's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife.

John Candy as Del Griffith in Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)

66 Should I not tell them after 14 years of marriage you're still afraid to let me see you naked?

Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

67 Daddy! Mom, Dad, this is the boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.

John Belushi as John "Bluto" Blutarsky in Animal House (1978)

68 Look at yourself! You're a nightmare. You're the missing link. You shouldn't be married. You should be studied.

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values

69 I'm glad to hear you two arguing. For a moment, I was wondering if you were a normal married couple.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

70 First, promise me you'll say yes. -Oh, no. That's how you got me to marry you.

Wilbur From Mr. Ed in Mister Ed