290 Movie Quotes about Marriage (Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Aug 19, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 First, promise me you'll say yes. -Oh, no. That's how you got me to marry you.

Wilbur in Mister Ed

62 Well, that's what keeps married couples together: separate-ness.

Quote from Mister Ed

63 Your wife, my wife... They're all alike. They get married to escape their parents. Then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands.

Quote from Mister Ed

64 All the gold in the United States Treasury and all the harp music in heaven can't equal what happens between a man and a woman with all that growing together.

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock in McLintock! (1963)

65 People I know, man and his wife, got along real well for 20 years. Then one day, she upped and blew a hole in him, big enough to drive a stagecoach through.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)

66 It's the measure of a man. -Not for a woman. A man can afford to have noble sentiments and poses. A woman only has the man she marries. That's her truth. And if he's no good, that's still her truth.

Quote from Hondo (1953)

67 Married? Now wait a minute, let's be fair. He didn't give me a chance. After all, I love you, too.

Fred Astaire as Ted Hanover in Holiday Inn (1942)

68 I don't know, except I've been this close to marriage before only to wake up next morning and find myself with no bride and a hangover.

Fred Astaire as Ted Hanover in Holiday Inn (1942)

69 Why do you have to get married now? -Because if I don't get laid, I'll die.

Quote from Johnny Dangerously

70 If you tell me I must marry you in ten days, please believe I will be dead by morning.

Robin Wright as Princess Buttercup in The Princess Bride (1987)