334 Movie Quotes about Marriage with Audio – Page 8Updated: Oct 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 71 Here, I say, here's the flowers, and here's the candy. The courtship is now over. So how about it, widow hen? Will you marry me? Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts 72 I'm not your wife. -The hell you're not. -I swear to God I never saw you before six weeks ago. Our marriage is just a memory implant. Sharon Stone as Lori Quaid in Total Recall (1990) 73 Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through. Vince Vaughn as Beanie in Old School 74 Somebody get some flowers, somebody get a ring, somebody get a chapel and a choir to sing, somebody get an organ to play 'cause somebody's getting married today. Quote from The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) 75 All I know is I don't want to get married. Not yet anyway. Getting married? That'd be worse than living at the club. Then I'd have to start getting in by 1:00 again. -Very true. You probably would. At least occasionally. Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952) 76 But the whole Kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage. -There's just one problem. That's not my husband. I mean, look at him. Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona; John Cleese as King Harold in Shrek 2 77 Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex? -Um... Your wife? Matthew Broderick as David Lightman in WarGames (1983) 78 I don't know what you're going to say at the gates of heaven, but I'm going to say no woman ever lived had herself a better husband than you been to me. Now go on. Quote from The Alamo (1960) 79 Marry an undertaker, marry a blackjack dealer, marry a pickpocket, but never marry a newspaperman. -That's why I'm making him quit. Walter Matthau as Walter Burns; Susan Sarandon as Peggy Grant in The Front Page (1974) 80 I married the preacher's daughter and she thinks she's still taking up the collection. Gene Hackman as Buck Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde (1967) Page 8 of 34 << ◄ 7 8 9 ► >>