334 Movie Quotes about Marriage with Audio – Page 9

Updated: Oct 6, 2026

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81 Well... You ever been married? -Well, let me think. Yeah, twice. -Any children? -One of them was, yeah, yeah.

Tom Hanks as Jimmy Dugan; Geena Davis as "Dottie" Hinson; Dottie Hinson in A League of Their Own

82 Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.

Vince Vaughn as Beanie in Old School

83 You know, I was wondering, like, what do you think you're doing for, like, the next 40 or 50 years? -What do you mean? -I was wondering if you wouldn't mind marrying me very much.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

84 All the gold in the United States Treasury and all the harp music in heaven can't equal what happens between a man and a woman with all that growing together.

John Wayne as George Washington McLintock in McLintock! (1963)

85 Your father's village, you say? -Oh, yes, he is the chief. If you could save us, he would give you my hand in marriage. All you have to do is stop a molten lava flow.

Quote from Garfield in the Rough (1984)

86 Your wife, my wife... They're all alike. They get married to escape their parents. Then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands.

Quote from Mister Ed

87 Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex? -Um... Your wife?

Matthew Broderick as David Lightman in WarGames (1983)

88 All I know is I don't want to get married. Not yet anyway. Getting married? That'd be worse than living at the club. Then I'd have to start getting in by 1:00 again. -Very true. You probably would. At least occasionally.

Marilyn Monroe as The Girl in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

89 Marry an undertaker, marry a blackjack dealer, marry a pickpocket, but never marry a newspaperman. -That's why I'm making him quit.

Walter Matthau as Walter Burns; Susan Sarandon as Peggy Grant in The Front Page (1974)

90 I don't know, except I've been this close to marriage before only to wake up next morning and find myself with no bride and a hangover.

Fred Astaire as Ted Hanover in Holiday Inn (1942)