116 Movie Quotes about Martial Arts (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Sep 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about martial arts, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 He wants to perfect Shaolin styles. -What's so special about that? They're not that great.

Quote from Shaolin Plot (1977)

62 You idiot. You fool. It's a good job I was able to check my reflexes. I might have killed you with a karate chop.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

63 Ooh. Careful, monsieur, with me. Do not tangle with me. I'm a trained expert in karate. My hands are lethal weapons.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark (1964)

64 Are they playing a game? -No, they are training to be samurai. Warriors who will fight and, if necessary, die for their Lord.

Quote from The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985)

65 Young lady, your kung fu isn't bad. Let me try out with you, eh?

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

66 I'm not an ape, I'm Jackie Chan! Come on!

Quote from Yoga and the Kung Fu Girl (1979)

67 I would like you to meet my associate, Rameet. He doesn't smoke, drink, eat, or sleep. He's been trained in the martial arts, you know. Judo, karate, Taekwon-Do, jujitsu, and machete eating.

Frank Welker as Fat Guy in Garfield's Feline Fantasies

68 You, being a swordsman, you know a broken sword is useless. How are you going to fight? -Don't get overjoyed. You tend to forget. Though it's shorter, it's even more dangerous.

Quote from The Deadly Breaking Sword (1979)

69 Hey! Since you're married, we haven't seen you down here. Hey, you're Kung Fu comes second now, huh? -Hey, well that isn't quite true. He has to practice with his wife now. He just stands there while she beats him up.

Quote from Heroes of the East (1978)

70 That's called Eight Strokes Style. -It looks like a young girl's dancing.