66 Movie Quotes about Masturbation (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Jun 22, 2026

Memorable quotes about masturbation, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Two and a half? What is a half? Your hand? That doesn't count.

Amber Heard in Pineapple Express

62 We gonna jump or jerk off?

Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah in Point Break (1991)

63 You're gonna jerk off, mister. We're gonna get a sample of your sperm.

Quote from Cruising

64 You'll hump a baseball glove? -I didn't. I just used it for the cleanup.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

65 Will you stop jerkin' off in my mother's room, please? -Is there another V.C.R. In the house? -It's just sad, bro.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

66 You know, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't you just do it at home with a moist towel?

Quote from Good Will Hunting