67 Movie Quotes about Masturbation (+ Sound Clips) - page 7

Updated: Jul 18, 2026

Memorable quotes about masturbation, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

61 Try again. Your left hand controls direction. Right does the altitude.

Quote from Flash Gordon (1980)

62 Two and a half? What is a half? Your hand? That doesn't count.

Amber Heard in Pineapple Express

63 We gonna jump or jerk off?

Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah in Point Break (1991)

64 You're gonna jerk off, mister. We're gonna get a sample of your sperm.

Quote from Cruising

65 You'll hump a baseball glove? -I didn't. I just used it for the cleanup.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

66 Will you stop jerkin' off in my mother's room, please? -Is there another V.C.R. In the house? -It's just sad, bro.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

67 You know, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't you just do it at home with a moist towel?

Quote from Good Will Hunting