67 Movie Quotes about Masturbation with Audio – Page 7

Updated: Jul 18, 2026

Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

61 Try again. Your left hand controls direction. Right does the altitude.

Quote from Flash Gordon (1980)

62 Two and a half? What is a half? Your hand? That doesn't count.

Amber Heard in Pineapple Express

63 We gonna jump or jerk off?

Keanu Reeves as Johnny Utah in Point Break (1991)

64 You're gonna jerk off, mister. We're gonna get a sample of your sperm.

Quote from Cruising

65 You'll hump a baseball glove? -I didn't. I just used it for the cleanup.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

66 Will you stop jerkin' off in my mother's room, please? -Is there another V.C.R. In the house? -It's just sad, bro.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

67 You know, if you're gonna jerk off, why don't you just do it at home with a moist towel?

Quote from Good Will Hunting