65 Movie Quotes about Masturbation (+ Sound Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 1, 2025

Memorable quotes about masturbation, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

41 It's a good thing you're right-handed. If not, I don't know what you'd do.

Quote from Black Hawk Down

42 Well, I'll be danged. That's them two kids that have been whackin' in my camper.

Mike Judge as Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

43 Well, listen. Don't you think you better go up to bed, hmm? Big day tomorrow. A day filled with daiquiris, Nintendos and jack-off magazines.

Darren McGavin as Brian Madison in Billy Madison

44 Now, the secret of the action... The secret of the action is in the wrist. It's got to flow. You're jerking. There. There.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

45 Still jerking the wrist.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

46 Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs for that Tootsie Roll _? So go home and give it a tug yourself.

Quote from Good Will Hunting

47 Come on. Not in my glove. -I didn't use the glove. -That's my Little League glove.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting

48 So... you just use your hand?

Morgan Freeman as Ned Logan in Unforgiven

49 Do you like the hand? I'll pack them up with the shoes. Oh, don't worry, we're having a hand sale. It will come in handy for scratching, in case you have any hand jobs.

Quote from Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)

50 Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whackin'.