65 Movie Quotes about Masturbation (+ Sound Clips) - page 4

Memorable quotes about masturbation, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

31 Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off and that's all you gonna do.

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

32 You know, personally, I don't like any sport where you don't use your hands.

Quote from Coming to America (1988)

33 I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him.

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

34 Well, I still jerk off manually.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski; Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

35 If you give those chubby palms a rest, you can get here with the rest of us, buddy.

Tupac Shakur as Bishop in Juice (1992)

36 Listen, I understand that you're having urges, okay? But you need to take care of them by yourself.

Anna Faris as Zoey in The Dictator (2012)

37 Yeah, you touch your own malawach? Disgusting! Yuck! Yuck!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

38 I grabbed my bilbul like I was strangling a bird. And I smacked it and I smacked it and I gave it a flick, and out came my own labeneh!

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

39 Doing the jerk off. Jerking myself to totally off. Let me show you. She taught me.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)

40 What you doin' in there? -Jerking off.

Sacha Baron Cohen as Admiral General Aladeen in The Dictator (2012)