67 Movie Quotes about Masturbation with Audio – Page 4

Updated: Jul 18, 2026

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31 You have left the wrist room? -Yes, I passed all the tests there, the teacher said.

Quote from 36th Chamber of Shaolin

32 Walk out the door, get in the car, go home, jerk off and that's all you gonna do.

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

33 You know, personally, I don't like any sport where you don't use your hands.

Quote from Coming to America (1988)

34 I have nightmares about what he does in his bed alone when I'm not lying right next to him.

Quote from Christmas Vacation (1989)

35 Well, I still jerk off manually.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski; Jeffrey The Dude Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

36 If you give those chubby palms a rest, you can get here with the rest of us, buddy.

Tupac Shakur as Bishop in Juice (1992)

37 Listen, I understand that you're having urges, okay? But you need to take care of them by yourself.

Anna Faris as Zoey in The Dictator (2012)

38 Yeah, you touch your own malawach? Disgusting! Yuck! Yuck!

39 I grabbed my bilbul like I was strangling a bird. And I smacked it and I smacked it and I gave it a flick, and out came my own labeneh!

40 Doing the jerk off. Jerking myself to totally off. Let me show you. She taught me.