65 Movie Quotes about Masturbation (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Memorable quotes about masturbation, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 I don't suppose you'd like this old secondhand job, would you?

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

52 You jerk off in front of us, Seidelbaum?

Quote from Scarface (1983)

53 You the mother_er they caught jacking off in the bathroom.

Quote from The Players Club (1998)

54 Tough break for Hand Job.

Quote from Full Metal Jacket

55 Do you jerk off?

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

56 I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

57 A terrible masturbator, you know? Couldn't control himself.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

58 Stop joking, all right? You've never jerked off?

Quote from The Dictator (2012)

59 Try again. Your left hand controls direction. Right does the altitude.

Quote from Flash Gordon (1980)

60 Two and a half? What is a half? Your hand? That doesn't count.

Amber Heard in Pineapple Express