67 Movie Quotes about Masturbation (+ Sound Clips) - page 6

Updated: Jul 18, 2026

Memorable quotes about masturbation, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

51 I wash your sheets. I know she's been here. Or you doing something else in there with your music and your posters on the wall?

Quote from Boogie Nights (1997)

52 Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whackin'.

Mike Judge as Beavis, Butt-Head; Tom Anderson in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

53 I don't suppose you'd like this old secondhand job, would you?

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

54 You jerk off in front of us, Seidelbaum?

Quote from Scarface (1983)

55 You the mother_er they caught jacking off in the bathroom.

Quote from The Players Club (1998)

56 Tough break for Hand Job.

Quote from Full Metal Jacket

57 Do you jerk off?

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

58 I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

59 A terrible masturbator, you know? Couldn't control himself.

Quote from Slap Shot (1977)

60 Stop joking, all right? You've never jerked off?

Quote from The Dictator (2012)