Matthew Perry: 35 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

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21 Polish the pewter? Why, Jonah does that for me. -Yeah, right.

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

22 What? No. No, no, no! Get out of the way, you big french oaf!

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

23 Hey, what you looking at? -The moon. I was looking at the moon. For me, the moon brings to mind 'romance.'

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

24 The buffalo is near now. -Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. -No. I can see the herd right over there.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

25 They seemed so friendly. -That's the way of the savage. Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, listen to your problems. Next thing you know, they're scooping your brains out with a spoon.

Chris Farley as Bartholomew Hunt; Matthew Perry as Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

26 Yes...Yes, clever twist on the end there.

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

27 You got your brother to eat sheep dung. Yes, that's a very amusing story.

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

28 And we are all in this together. We are no different from one another. Except, of course, for our rank in society And in this company.

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

29 I'm not afraid. My mind will protect me. I'm a man of science, a man of learning, a man who knows how to buy the finest books.

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)

30 Yes, this mission will be a treacherous one, make no mistake. We will face danger from savages and from bears.

As Leslie Edwards in Almost Heroes (1998)