24 Movie Quotes about Merchandise (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Apr 4, 2026

Memorable quotes about merchandise, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 And you are wearing his merchandise!

James Woods as Hades in Hercules

2 Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise.

Larry Roberts as Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

3 Merchandising. Come, I'll show you. Open up the store.

Mel Brooks as Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

4 Merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

Mel Brooks as Master Yogurt in Spaceballs

5 And the finest merchandise this side of the River Jordan, on sale today. Come on down.

Quote from Aladdin (1992)

6 It was a national phenomenon. And there was all this merchandise that just got packed up. You should have seen it. There was a record player and a yo-yo...

Quote from Toy Story 2

7 Anyway, guv, here it is. El merchandiso. -That's Spanish.

Timothy Spall as Nick; Phil Daniels as Fetcher; Nick And Fetcher in Chicken Run

8 You're putting too much merchandise on display. You better cover some of that up before you come down with pneumonia.

Quote from The Cowboys (1972)

9 I know your type... shoppers. On your way out, please, don't touch the merchandise. It shows every little mark.

Quote from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

10 Ah, good afternoon, my young merchant friend. And what is it you wish to sell me today at an exorbitant rate, I'm certain?

Quote from 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)