Mike Myers Movie Quotes & Lines – 136 Classics (+ Audio) - page 9

Updated: Jul 28, 2026

Find and rate the best quotes by Mike Myers, selected from famous or less known movies, as rated by our community, featuring short sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

81 You look very tight. Yes, tight like a tiger. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, you look like a macho man. Village People.

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

82 Yes, I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird?

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

83 Uh, Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

84 Well, to be honest with you, I've been trying to go legit. I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.

As Fat Bastard in Austin Powers in Goldmember

85 Tell me what do you know about my father's where abouts?

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

86 Why don't I just speak in English? -That would be a good idea, now, wouldn't it? That way I wouldn't misread the subtitles making it seem like you're saying things that are dirty.

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

87 My mole-stake.

As Austin Powers in Austin Powers in Goldmember

88 Nobody try anything stupid or the shooting begins.

As Goldmember in Austin Powers in Goldmember

89 Hold the phone.

As Shrek in Shrek (2001)

90 All right, look, lady! -Don't you point those dirty green sausages at me!

Shrek (Mike Myers), Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) in Shrek 2