27 Movie Quotes about Nerds (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about nerds, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 And another thing, stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story (1995)

2 False alarm. -My nerves can't take much more of this.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

3 How you gonna get them off, nerd?

Andy Samberg as Baby Brent in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

4 Okay. Well, it was a really long time ago, but I, too, was... a nerd.

Anna Faris as Sam Sparks in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

5 I am not Victor anymore. Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector!

Jason Segel as Vector in Despicable Me

6 So, nerd. I hear you want to be a big ladies' man.

Tim Curry as Drake The Evil Penguin in The Pebble and the Penguin

7 Welcome to nerd school, nerd.

Daniel Henney as Tadashi Hamada in Big Hero 6

8 Welcome to the nerd lab.

Jamie Chung as Go Go Tomago in Big Hero 6

9 We can't go against that guy! We're nerds!

Wasabi From Big Hero 6 in Big Hero 6

10 My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

David Spade as Richard in Tommy Boy (1995)