32 Movie Quotes about Nuns (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: June 21, 2024

Memorable quotes about nuns, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 _, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, and get them so horny they'd be _ing each other.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

2 Hey, tell me, were you ever married? Oh, I get it. Your husband kaput with you and got himself a concubine. So you couldn't stand that, being the second best. And so, you went into a nunnery and had your had cut to forget the whole thing, right?

Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

3 So fourth brother wants a little nun to pray with him. That's just to make sure that his prayers will be answered. Is that right? -Then it's not so bad to be a monk, uh?

Quote from Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984)

4 Do you want to become a nun? Don't you think that's a waste? No wonder I couldn't find you.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

5 It's not a bunch of nuns in a station wagon. It's two hippies in a green van.

Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

6 Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?

Quote from Nacho Libre

7 The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.

Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

8 There is this nun. I just wish I could take off this robe so she could see how strong I am.

Quote from Nacho Libre

9 Now listen to this.... Dangerously and accomplices dressed as nuns, driving a sedan covered with... you'll love this, duckies and bunnies.

Quote from Johnny Dangerously

10 Tell me, what did you become a nun? Hey, I mean, it's no fun. Can't eat fish, can't eat meat, you have plain robes, can't marry... Must be lonely. Yeah, every night.

Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

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