Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns, and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
6 seconds sound clip from the The Wolf of Wall Street movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:29:30 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Can we get some ketchup, please?
- Do you guys not want to make money?
- I want to make some fucking money, okay. I can sell anything.
- Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today.
- Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
- Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
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