Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

Johnny Dangerously Quotes with Sound Clips

Sound clips of the funniest quotes, famous lines and sayings from the Johnny Dangerously movie soundboard.

Actors: Michael Keaton (Johnny Dangerously), Joe Piscopo (Danny Vermin), Marilu Henner (Lil Sheridan)

3 more actors

, Maureen Stapleton (Ma Kelly), Peter Boyle (Jocko Dundee), Danny DeVito (D.A. Burr)

[Amazon link] #ad

1 It's a bad habit. It's like drinking coffee. Believe me, if I could quit this thing, I would.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

2 Whoa, wait a minute, kid. You can't fight me. I'm too good.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

3 I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

4 People like me, we're like shooting stars. We cross the sky, burning hot for one moment in time, and then we... plunge to earth, disappear.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

5 There you go. While you're at it, buy yourself a second home.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

6 Vermin, maybe you got too much sugar in your diet.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

7 What are you cooking, Ma? -Beer. -With noodles? What a great idea.

— Ma Kelly (Maureen Stapleton), Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

8 Sure, we had dreams. But when you're in crime, kid, dreams don't always come true.

— Johnny Dangerously (Michael Keaton)

9 They made it for him special. It's an. 88 magnum. -It shoots through schools.

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

10 This goes through armor. Then it goes through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...

— Danny Vermin (Joe Piscopo)

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy