33 Movie Quotes about Nurses (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about nurses, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Well, you're not really a nurse at all. You're... Well, a dog.

Bobby Driscoll as Peter Pan in Peter Pan (1953)

2 Oh, no, we have a sick patient here, nurse. Prepare the OR, stat!

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story (1995)

3 How many nurses do you see? -Two... Can we afford 'em?

Jack Lemmon as Harry Hinkle in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

4 Please don't touch me, nurse, I'm sterile.

Art Carney as Ed Norton in The Honeymooners (1955)

5 Nurse, do me a favour. Throw these people out of here.

John Baragrey as Harry Wesson in Shockproof (1949)

6 She really isn't vicious. She's a wonderful nurse. Although father says...

Bobby Driscoll as Peter Pan in Peter Pan (1953)

7 Hey, I told somebody I was a male nurse. I'm ashamed to admit that I'm a criminal.

Joe Piscopo as Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

8 Today we're going to explore how this hospital preserves human life. We'll be visiting every floor, every level where these fine doctors and nurses take care of us in life and in death.

Vincent Schiavelli as Mr. Vargas in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

9 I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

10 You wouldn't have a razor on you, would you? Whatever happened to all those beautiful nurses you see on television?

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

33 Movie Quotes about Nurses (+ Sound Clips)

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