If you weren't a benighted jackass, if you could see as far as you could spit...
— Billy Dannreuther (Humphrey Bogart)
5 seconds sound clip from the Beat the Devil (1953) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:41:24 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I know about the uranium on the Chelm's land, the Chelm interest in the City of London. The what?
- You heard me! The Chelm interest!
- I take it your information comes from a reliable source?
- It does! From Mrs. Chelm herself!
- Ha, ha, magnificent! Simply magnificent!
- You must pay me back for the loss of my beautiful car.
- If you weren't a benighted jackass, if you could see as far as you could spit...
- You'd know there's no such thing as a Chelm interest.
- You'll have to do better than that, Mr. Dannreuther, very much better than that!
- Don't believe me! Check with London!
- You mean Mrs. Chelm is an unqualified liar?
[...]
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Quotes with sound clips from the movie Beat the Devil (1953).
Actors: Humphrey Bogart (Billy Dannreuther), Jennifer Jones (Mrs. Gwendolen Chelm), Gina Lollobrigida (Maria Dannreuther), Robert Morley (Peterson)
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