I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it.
5 seconds sound clip from the Meet John Doe (1941) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:21:06 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Here's some cigars the boss sent us. Have one.
- Colonel?
- No.
- I bet even the major leaguers don't rate an outfit like this.
- Paper?
- I don't read no papers and I don't listen to radios neither.
- I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it.
- First thing that happens to a guy...
- Get a load of the bedroom. No.
- Boy, what that kind of food does to your system!
[...]