10 Movie Quotes about Barbers (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: April 8, 2024

Memorable quotes about barbers, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I've had you in my barber chair day after day, and many's the time I've wanted to slit your fool throat from ear to ear.

George Gabby Hayes in Dark Command (1940)

2 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

3 Me hair! Look at me hair! Where is he? I'll kill him!

Quote from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

4 Jumpin' catfish, I'm out of the barberin' business. I'm a practicin' physician again!

George Gabby Hayes in Dark Command (1940)

5 The attitude of the head is the essence of a good cut.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

6 You'll put the apron on him. You'll put hot towels on his face. Remember that I'll be right there. Start to strop the razor. Then I take over.

Ted De Corsia as Joseph Rico in The Enforcer (1951)

7 I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

8 Fellow citizens of Fort Savage, you've all seen me in various capacities, such as horse doctor, human doctor, dentist, barber, undertaker, and so on.

Quote from Flaming Feather (1952)

9 At parties, people ask me what I do. I'm embarrassed to tell 'em. I say I'm a barber.

Joe Piscopo as Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

10 Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Quote from American Psycho