10 Movie Quotes about Barbers (+ Sound Clips)

Memorable quotes about barbers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I've had you in my barber chair day after day, and many's the time I've wanted to slit your fool throat from ear to ear.

George Gabby Hayes in Dark Command (1940)

2 My self-image is real bad. A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

Dwight Schultz as Howling Mad Murdock in The A-Team

3 Me hair! Look at me hair! Where is he? I'll kill him!

Dick Van Dyke as Caractacus Potts in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

4 Jumpin' catfish, I'm out of the barberin' business. I'm a practicin' physician again!

George Gabby Hayes in Dark Command (1940)

5 The attitude of the head is the essence of a good cut.

George Peppard as Col. John Hannibal Smith in The A-Team

6 You'll put the apron on him. You'll put hot towels on his face. Remember that I'll be right there. Start to strop the razor. Then I take over.

Ted De Corsia as Joseph Rico in The Enforcer (1951)

7 I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

8 Fellow citizens of Fort Savage, you've all seen me in various capacities, such as horse doctor, human doctor, dentist, barber, undertaker, and so on.

Sterling Hayden as Tex McCloud in Flaming Feather (1952)

9 At parties, people ask me what I do. I'm embarrassed to tell 'em. I say I'm a barber.

Joe Piscopo as Danny Vermin in Johnny Dangerously

10 Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

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