16 Movie Quotes about Shaving (Sound Clips)

Last updated on: March 7, 2025

Memorable quotes about shaving, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 I'll shave my head! Nobody can stop me.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

2 Forgive me if this sounds foolish. But since talking with you today, I feel that shaving off my beard is the most important thing I've done for 20 years... -Oh, it is. I'm sure it is.

Peter Lorre as Hubert Schumacher in Back for Christmas (Suspense)

3 Will you shave or not? -Yes, Your Highness. -Good. Get up now.

Quote from Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

4 I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. -I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.

Quote from Unforgiven

5 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

6 How come you didn't shave today? -No one said I was suppose to. I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing.

Quote from At War with the Army (1950)

7 I will give up the world to be a monk. So please proceed with shaving my head.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

8 Abbott! Please listen, I want you to shave my head. If you refuse to help, I swear I'll burn this temple down.

Quote from The Eight Diagram Pole Fighter

9 Now my wife, I don't know how much she spends on the house. She's extravagant. Beach in the summertime, uses up all my razor blades shaving her legs. I don't get sore. She's for me. I love that kid.

Quote from Criss Cross (1949)

10 But why are all these monks so good at Kung Fu? -Probably because their heads are shaven.

Quote from Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981)

16 Movie Quotes about Shaving (Sound Clips)

1 I'll shave my head! Nobody can stop me.

2 Forgive me if this sounds foolish. But since talking with you today, I feel that shaving off my beard is the most important thing I've done for 20 years... -Oh, it is. I'm sure it is.

3 Will you shave or not? -Yes, Your Highness. -Good. Get up now.

4 I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. -I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.

5 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.

6 How come you didn't shave today? -No one said I was suppose to. I didn't shave yesterday and nobody said nothing.

7 I will give up the world to be a monk. So please proceed with shaving my head.

8 Abbott! Please listen, I want you to shave my head. If you refuse to help, I swear I'll burn this temple down.

9 Now my wife, I don't know how much she spends on the house. She's extravagant. Beach in the summertime, uses up all my razor blades shaving her legs. I don't get sore. She's for me. I love that kid.

10 But why are all these monks so good at Kung Fu? -Probably because their heads are shaven.

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