18 Movie Quotes about Shaving with Audio – Page 2Updated: Sep 25, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 11 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero 12 I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. -I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it. Richard Harris as English Bob; Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett in Unforgiven 13 Shaving? -Yeah, I was running a little late. I thought this would save some time. Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber 14 Cut his throat? -Nah, he just nicked a little but he bled like a stuck pig. Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950) 15 Hey, you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher? I forgot he wears a beard. Quote from Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown 16 I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it. Quote from Meet John Doe (1941) 17 You could do with a haircut and shave. Quote from The Amityville Horror (1979) 18 Better hurry and shave. The families will be here soon. Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946) Page 2 of 2 << ◄ 1 2