18 Movie Quotes about Shaving (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 25, 2026

Memorable quotes about shaving, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 I'm sorry to disappoint you, but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer, acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Jack Slater in Last Action Hero

12 I see you've shaved your chin whiskers off. -I was tasting the soup two hours after I ate it.

Richard Harris as English Bob; Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett in Unforgiven

13 I know the world's been shaved by a drunken barber and I don't have to read it.

Quote from Meet John Doe (1941)

14 Cut his throat? -Nah, he just nicked a little but he bled like a stuck pig.

Dean Martin as Sgt. Puccinelli in At War with the Army (1950)

15 Shaving? -Yeah, I was running a little late. I thought this would save some time.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

16 Hey, you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher? I forgot he wears a beard.

Quote from Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

17 Better hurry and shave. The families will be here soon.

Quote from It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

18 You could do with a haircut and shave.

Quote from The Amityville Horror (1979)