The Cocoanuts (1929) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

The Cocoanuts (1929) posterSound clips of funny quotes from The Cocoanuts (1929), in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Groucho Marx (Mr. Hammer), Chico Marx (Chico), Zeppo Marx (Jamison), Harpo Marx (Harpo), Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Potter)

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11 Now, over here on this site we're gonna build an eye and ear hospital. This is gonna be a sight for sore eyes. You understand? -That's fine.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

12 We make a reservash. -Reservash? Yes. We want a room and no bath. -Oh, I see. You're just here for the winter.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

13 Are you sure your husband's dead? -Why, yes. -There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that yes. You know, a yes like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a window. And I'm not the jumper I used to be.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

14 Hello. Yes? Ice water in 318? Is that so? Where'd you get it? Oh, you want some? Oh, that's different. Have you got any ice? No, I haven't. This is Cocoanut Beach... no snow, no ice.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

15 I love the color scheme. -That isn't a scheme. It's a conspiracy.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

16 I've got a waiting list of 50 people at that cemetery just dying to get in. But I like you and I'm gonna shove you in ahead of all of them. I'm gonna see that you get a steady position. And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

17 Say, any luck with the 4:30? -Yes, it didn't hit me. That's the only luck I had with it.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

18 Wages? Do you wanna be wage slaves? Answer me that. No. No, of course not. Well, what makes wage slaves? Wages. I want you to be free.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

19 $800! Now there's a gentleman with vision and a nice haircut. There's a gentleman with vision. Who'll say 1000? -$1000. -There's a gentleman with double vision and a better haircut. Who'll say 1100? -1100. -There's a gentleman with astigmatism.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

20 Do you know that Florida is the greatest state in the Union? -Is it? -Take its climate. No, we took that. Take its fruits, take the alligator pears. Take all the alligator pears and keep 'em. See if I care.

— Mr. Hammer (Groucho Marx)

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