Margaret Dumont Movie Quotes & Lines – 11 Classics (+ Audio)

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1 This is a gala day for you. -Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle anymore.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

2 He's had a change of heart. -A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

3 I was with him till the very end. -Hmm! No wonder he passed away.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

4 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

5 He left me his entire fortune. -Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

6 Having him with us today is indeed a great pleasure. -Thank you, but I can't stay very long. -That's even a greater pleasure.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

7 Your dialect is perfect. I could listen to you all night. -That's all right, but I can't stay here all night.

Chico Marx as Chicolini; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

8 Your Excellency! I thought you left. -Oh, no, I no leave. -But I saw you with my own eyes. -Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

Chico Marx as Chicolini; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

9 Your Excellency, you must come over here at once. There's danger here. -Why don't you come over here? There's no danger here.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

10 It's worth $100000. -Was it valuable?

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Potter in The Cocoanuts (1929)