Don't bother. I have the authorizations right here. Three copies, all signed and notarized.

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8 seconds sound clip from the The Fortune Cookie (1966) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:35:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- To you gentlemen, it's just a question of money, but to me it's a personal tragedy... My kid brother-in-law, possibly disabled for life.

- I'm sure you gentlemen will bring in the best doctors, the kind of specialists we could never afford. Maybe you'll even send him to the Mayo Clinic.

- Don't worry. Mr. Hinkle will get a thorough going-over.

- Good. Will there be anything else, gentlemen?

- I can't think of anything.

- If you're to examine my client, you'll need written consent.

- Yes, of course. Get Miss Heffelfinger in here.

- Don't bother. I have the authorizations right here. Three copies, all signed and notarized.

- Thank you very much, gentlemen. If you'll excuse me, I have somebody waiting in my office.

- Interesting case. I'm considering suing the United Fruit Company. There should be a printed warning on every banana peel. Those things can be hazardous to your health. Carry on, gentlemen.

- Therefore, I say, if you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect...and esteem.

- It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time. You can even fool some of the people all of the time. But you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

- Hi, kid. What are you watching?

- An old movie about Abraham Lincoln.

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A man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying. -And if he doesn't climb out? -Then we have lost a patient, but we have found an honest man.

Hey, fasten your seat belt. Those things go eight miles an hour.

Before we're through with them, we'll have them begging for mercy. -Who's them? -That I haven't figured out yet. But don't go away. I'll think of an angle.

Sorry. Things are a little messy around here. You see, my secretary got married. -Oh, really? -Yeah, 10 years ago, to me.

Fake! All these newfangled machines. Fake! They prove nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better.

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Actors: Jack Lemmon (Harry Hinkle), Walter Matthau (Whiplash Willie Gingrich), Ron Rich (Boom Boom Jackson), Judi West (Sandy Hinkle)

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